Main chor pakdoonga

“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
“I want to be a police officer. Main choro ko pakdunga.”
“Has anyone ever stolen from you?”
“This one time, I was walking down to buy pav and a bigger boy came and stole the 15 rupees I was carrying. I ran home crying.”

Credit: Anushka Patel Nipa Bhansali